Unhinged
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After ten years. Wait, make that thousands of years, the war between the donkeys and the monkeys has escalated to the point where, um, where parrots have turned carnviorous and pigs are forced to wear togas. You see, there's war and chaos and fighting. Lots of fighting. Let's see... oh, there's five factions that have evolved as the chaotic war wages on. We haven't been to this plane before and who knows when we're coming back, so I'm not sure what impact it has with the larger Magic story. I'm sure some object in the world is a piece of Karn somehow. Who am I kidding? There's probably like five of you still reading. Look, I'll be honest with you. Unhinged has no story. There's no novel forthcoming. Nothing has any logic to it. There's no point to anything. It's just funny. It's unlike any Magic expansion you've ever played. Well, except Unglued. It's a lot like Unglued. But bigger. And weirder. And funnier.
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Island (137)
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Basic Land - Island | Color: Land | Condition: | Cost: | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Island | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Mountain (139)
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Basic Land - Mountain | Color: Land | Condition: | Cost: | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Mountain | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Plains (136)
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Basic Land - Plains | Color: Land | Condition: | Cost: | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Plains | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Swamp (138)
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Basic Land - Swamp | Color: Land | Condition: | Cost: | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Swamp | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Old Fogey
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Creature - Dinosaur | Color: Green | Condition: | Cost: GG | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Old Fogey | Pow/Tgh: 7/7 | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Meddling Kids
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Creature - Human Child | Color: Multi-Color | Condition: | Cost: 2WU | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Meddling Kids | Pow/Tgh: 2/3 | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Necro-Impotence
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Enchantment | Color: Black | Condition: | Cost: BBB | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Necro-Impotence | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Granny's Payback
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Sorcery | Color: Green | Condition: | Cost: 7G | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Granny's Payback | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Creature - Slug | Color: Red | Condition: | Cost: 3R | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug | Pow/Tgh: 3/1 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Make This Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name E
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Creature - Elemental | Color: Green | Condition: | Cost: 1GG | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Our Market Research | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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_________
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Creature - Shapeshifter | Color: Blue | Condition: | Cost: 1U | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: _________ | Pow/Tgh: 1/1 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Standing Army
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Creature - Human Soldier | Color: White | Condition: | Cost: 2WW | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Standing Army | Pow/Tgh: 2/4 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Red-Hot Hottie
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Creature - Elemental | Color: Red | Condition: | Cost: 2RR | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Red-Hot Hottie | Pow/Tgh: 2/5 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Atinlay Igpay
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Eaturecray - Igpay | Color: White | Condition: | Cost: 5W | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Atinlay Igpay | Pow/Tgh: 3/3 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Working Stiff
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Creature - Mummy | Color: Black | Condition: | Cost: 1B | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Working Stiff | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Mana Flair
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Instant | Color: Red | Condition: | Cost: 1R | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Mana Flair | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Artful Looter
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Creature - Human Wizard | Color: Blue | Condition: | Cost: 2U | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Artful Looter | Pow/Tgh: 1/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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First Come, First Served
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Enchantment | Color: White | Condition: | Cost: 1W | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: First Come, First Served | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Graphic Violence
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Instant | Color: Green | Condition: | Cost: 2G | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Graphic Violence | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Orcish Paratroopers
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Creature - Orc Paratrooper | Color: Red | Condition: | Cost: 2R | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Orcish Paratroopers | Pow/Tgh: 4/4 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Persecute Artist
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Sorcery | Color: Black | Condition: | Cost: 1BB | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Persecute Artist | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Remodel
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Instant | Color: Green | Condition: | Cost: 2G | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Remodel | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Saute
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Instant | Color: Red | Condition: | Cost: 1RR | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Saute | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Shoe Tree
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Creature - Treefolk | Color: Green | Condition: | Cost: 4G | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Shoe Tree | Pow/Tgh: 3/3 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Smart Ass
Artist: | Card Number: | Card Type: Creature - Donkey Wizard | Color: Blue | Condition: | Cost: 2U | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Smart Ass | Pow/Tgh: 2{1/2}/1 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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